Julius Caesar leads by 28.1 pts · 2 figures compared

Politician · Modern

General · Ancient
Josep Borrell became the EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, succeeding Federica Mogherini. He also served as Vice-President of the European Commission, responsible for coordinating EU foreign policy.
Borrell served as coordinator of the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) talks, attempting to revive the Iran nuclear deal after US withdrawal. He facilitated negotiations between Iran and remaining parties, though talks stalled by 2023.
Borrell visited Doha to engage with Taliban representatives after the fall of Kabul, focusing on safe passage for EU citizens and Afghan allies. The visit was criticized by some EU member states for legitimizing the Taliban.
Borrell presented the EU Strategic Compass, a defense strategy outlining threats and capabilities. The plan included a rapid deployment force, cyber defense, and increased military spending, aiming to strengthen EU autonomy in security.
Borrell coordinated EU sanctions against Russia and military aid to Ukraine following the 2022 invasion. He pushed for arms deliveries and trained Ukrainian troops, while also managing EU diplomatic efforts to isolate Russia internationally.
Caesar, as proconsul of Gaul, launched a series of campaigns that conquered all of Gaul (modern France, Belgium, and parts of Switzerland). He fought numerous battles, including against the Helvetii, the Belgae, and the Gallic chieftain Vercingetorix. The wars brought immense wealth and a loyal army to Caesar.
Caesar led Legio XIII across the Rubicon River into Italy, defying the Roman Senate's order to disband his army. This act triggered a civil war against Pompey and the Optimates, ultimately leading to Caesar's dictatorship and the end of the Roman Republic.
Caesar's outnumbered army defeated the larger forces of Pompey the Great at Pharsalus in Greece. Caesar's tactical use of a reserve line to counter Pompey's cavalry charge proved decisive. Pompey fled to Egypt, where he was assassinated, leaving Caesar as the undisputed master of the Roman world.
The Roman Senate appointed Caesar dictator perpetuo (dictator for life), granting him unprecedented personal power. This move concentrated military, legislative, and judicial authority in one person, effectively ending the Roman Republic's traditional system of checks and balances and alarming many senators.
A group of Roman senators, led by Marcus Junius Brutus and Gaius Cassius Longinus, stabbed Caesar to death at a meeting of the Senate in the Theatre of Pompey. The assassination was intended to restore the Republic, but instead triggered another civil war that led to the rise of the Roman Empire.
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Borrell negotiating with the Taliban is like Caesar negotiating with pirates—except Caesar actually had them crucified afterward. Borrell’s “soft power” approach is just institutionalized weakness wrapped in EU jargon. Caesar never needed a briefing paper to decide whether crossing a river was a good idea. The EU’s foreign policy chief would have been laughed out of the Curia. Real power acts, it doesn’t just coordinate talking points.
拿博雷利跟凯撒比,那是侮辱了凯撒。博雷利连欧盟内部的外交共识都协调不了,还谈什么领导力?凯撒在高卢打了八年仗,亲手砍了几十万条命,博雷利呢?他主持的会议大概就是“请各位大使考虑一下共同声明草案第37条修订方案”。弱得让人尴尬。历史不会记得一个只会发推特的官僚。
Let’s be honest: we romanticize Caesar because he won. If he’d been killed at Alesia, he’d be a footnote in a military history seminar. Borrell’s failure is at least public and measurable—like his embarrassing inability to get EU states to agree on a single visa ban for Belarus. Caesar’s “genius” involved massive debt, bribery, and civil war. Borrell just uses PowerPoint. The comparison exposes how medieval we still think about leadership.
博雷利的问题不是个人能力,而是他代表的那个欧洲已经丧失了战略意志。凯撒跨过卢比孔河的时候,背后是整整一个军团。博雷利在多哈谈判的时候,背后是27个吵吵嚷嚷的外长和一堆空洞的声明。一个是征服者,一个是主持人。你没法拿阿基里斯和公关经理比胆量。博雷利不是凯撒,他连凯撒时代的元老院议员都算不上——至少元老院议员还知道怎么杀人。
The real tragedy here isn’t Borrell vs. Caesar—it’s that the West forgot the use of legitimate violence. Caesar understood that diplomacy without a sword is just begging. Borrell landed in Doha with EU aid packages and moral lectures, while the Taliban had guns. Caesar wouldn’t have negotiated for hostages; he’d have demanded their return at spear-point. Modern Europe thinks sanctions are a substitute for soldiers. History laughs. The Rubicon wasn’t a line—it was a threat.